yoga girl

Sorry it's been a week since my last post. I have been so damn busy and my computer has been acting up. Anyways lemme bring y'all up to speed on what's been cracking. On Thursday I went bowling with that fly ass honie named Julianna. I took her to this bowling alley called Beech Lanes here in Detroit. She wore pink lycra yoga pants. She had a smoking ass body with a fat cameltoe. I was walking with her down the lanes and some soccer dad was walking by and was gawking at her body and he literally turned as he passed us and was looking at her ass and he walked into a ball holder and flipped over it... I am talking flipped right over and it and totally bailed and everyone was like wtf. It was awesome. My dick was hard 90% of the time we were bowling which made it really damn hard to bowl lol. I could feel all the other dudes looking at her and us. She would walk out to the line and then bend over from the waist and throw it. I have no idea wtf we talked about during bowling because I had very little blood reaching my brain. I also felt a few girls looking at me... it was like she was a sexual magnet. Some of the craziest shit I have ever witnessed. I was sitting there thinking, I wonder how many dudes have been up in this shit before? Do I care? What am I doing here? Am I just interested in banging this chick? I haven't really been listening to much of what she has been saying.

We left the bowling alley and went to a restaurant. I figured now that we were sitting across from each other and I was unable to stare at her cameltoe, maybe I would be able to have a regular conversation with her and find out what kind of person she really is. This started off good... she was talking about how she was from Barcelona originally and moved here about 5 years ago. But then her drink arrived and I started staring at her sucking on her straw and was getting fixated on her lips and then I kinda just tuned out and it was like I heard "Dreamweaver" from Wayne's World. I had to excuse myself and go the bathroom and then splash cold water on my face. I have never had such a ridiculous thing happen to me before. I felt like I was losing it. I also thought I better get back out there before someone scoops her up.

I returned flushed to the table trying to act cool. She said she was studying to become a nurse. This girl had an almost evil sneaky look on her face... kind of like Megan Fox. She was able to just look at guys and they would melt. I had no idea what this girl wanted or was thinking. She was very difficult to read. She seemed dangerous. A vixen.

She told me that she had her heart broken when she was 16 back in Spain and that since then she has never been the same. Somehow this event had scarred her and made her be extremely numb and that she reacts by acting out sexually in an aggressive way. I was like... ok. I was kind of intrigued, kind of spooked, and kind of turned on. She was kind of looking at me like she wanted to take me home and eat me for dinner. Literally.

After dinner I was like, so do you want to go to a club? She was like, no I want to take you home as she whistled for a taxi. My heart started racing and I was like wtf is this shit real? Am I dreaming? We get into the taxi and she is just sitting there beside me looking straight forward and I was like um am I supposed to do something? I was so fucking freaked out that I just sat there like a stone. I started playing back the last 5 minutes over and over and I was like did she say take me home like take me home and fuck me or take me home as in the date is over.

We pull up to her place and before I can even start digging into my wallet she pulls a crinkled up $20 from god knows where and pays the guy and drags me out the car by my hand. As we walked into her condo and into the elevator I have never been so nervous and alive in all my life. Inside the elevator she turned and looked at me and just let out this loud sigh frustrating grunt and I nearly had a heart attack. We enter her apartment and immediately I am hit with a strange scent of what smelt like incense. She pulled me by the arm over to a bedroom door that was locked and told me to open it. I slowly opened the door to reveal what I can only describe as a sex room... there was a chair with straps, a swing, and all kinds of whips and leather things hanging on the wall, tiki statues, and incense burner. I turned to face her in an attempt to say something... and she just pressed her lips against mine and everything went silent for a moment.

I awoke somewhere around 9am to the sound of a television in the other room. I remember exactly how the sheets on her bed smelt and also how soft they were. I was thinking this must be some high thread count combed egyptian cotton. I rolled out of her bed and strolled casually into the other room. She was doing yoga in front of the tv in some short booty yoga shorts and I immediately was aroused again. She turned and saw me standing there, half naked, half hard and ran directly at me and tackled me onto the bed and started another round of horizontal hokey pokey. I left shortly after that and since then I have only spoken to her once on msn chat and that was kinda brief. She thanked me for dinner and a great time. I have no idea if she was just using me or if I am going to get to see her again.

I met this fly honey online named Julianna. I think she is from Spain or some shit, I dunno but she is definitely a latina and she likes to wear tight pants which is fine by me. I like girls in tight pants I mean who doesn't? She is 25 years old and she is a hairdresser. I have always had a thing for hairdressers, I mean you just gotta assume that a girl who can handle a man's hair would be talented with her hands for other thangs ya know what I mean? She likes to wear really dark eyeliner and dark eyebrow pencil etc. She has been talking to me almost everyday for the last 5 days since I started talking to her online. I think she is obsessed with being on camera, or maybe she is just obsessed with her appearance in general.

Sometimes it seems like maybe I am not the only one watching and I wouldn't be surprised to find her on justin.tv pervving out to some foot dudes. I'm not sure what is wrong with today's society but people seem very bored and very numb to a lot of stuff, maybe it's because of the internet and the pace at which we receive information on a daily basis. Why do girls seek attention so much? Why are so many women insecure and seek the approval of men? Ok this shit is getting too deep lets get back to the fly ass bitches ok? So this girl likes to talk all kinds of crazy talk on the chat etc. She comes from an upper middle class family and those are usually the most dysfunctional. All the white girls that I have met so far that come from private school etc are the most intense and crazy in general.

She says she really likes bowling and I can only imagine what that ass looks like bent over in those tight jeans or yoga pants if she wears those. I was asking her if she liked to wear yoga pants and she said yeah she did and that she likes the fact that men can see her cameltoe and she gets off on it when weird old men stare at it. I was like wow this is a horny ass girl, I wonder if she was sexually abused when she was younger because sometimes this type of behavior is caused by that. So yeah she wants me to take her out bowling on Thursday night so we gonna hit up this spot and get crackin on that. Every time she speaks, it is as if you can hear the sexual charged tension in her voice. Even the way she types. Riddle me that. I will keep y'all posted.