white girls

Yo what up what cracking it's your boy here on another Friday night. I got me a date later tonight with a fine ass latina girl I met online. Man, it is so easy to pickup chicks on online dating sites. I mean there is no point in going and spending money at bars and shit and have to sift through the crowd when you can sit at home, spark up a philly and browse girls like you shopping for clothing yo. If I think about how much time and money I spend to go to clubs and meet girls vs the time and money I spend to meet girls online it is a no brainer. Also you never get into fights or have to compete with other dudes. The only thing missing is the music and shit... but just put on some tunes and turn off the lights, spark one up and it's pretty much the same shit yo. The amount of girls I got going is insane. I am currently messaging 23 different girls and they all want me to bang em and some of them I already have. That shit right there is down right crazy yo. Tell me one other person you know that is getting this much pussy. Ok well I ain't tapped it all yet but they are inevitable and yes I am counting my chickens before they hatch! Why not? That is the way I roll yo!

Where do I start? Lemme tell you about this one freak named Melissa. This bitch is crazy in the head but she is also really smart. She is only 20 and she is studying astro physics or some shit but yo she is messed up in the head and totally crazy. I think she came from a family of fucked up people, like maybe she was abused or some shit because now she is crazy in the head but so fine and so smart it just don't make no sense to me. Women in general don't make no sense to me but this bitch is off her rocker yo! You ever go out drinking with some friends and some friends of some friends and there is this one guy who is like drunk and loud and yelling random shit at strangers and howling at the sky and shit? Well that is how she is all the time when she is not drunk. It is really hard to go out in public with her because she either gets me into fights or just embarrasses the shit out of me and I am just not down with that yo. Last 2 times I had her over her to my house and banged her and it was like trying to wrestle a wild horse. Too much stress but damn she is fine and almost worth it.

I got some other girls that are really sweet for me and think that I am the nicest guy in the world. I dunno why they think that. I guess because it is partly true, I can be a really nice guy sometimes, I am just very selective as to who I am like that with. I guess I am kinda guarded because I didn't have the greatest childhood. Who did right? Everyone seems to have a sob story about their childhood, about how bad it was etc. I wanna meet someone who had a great childhood and see if they are normal or if they are fucked up.

One of the girls that is really sweet for me is 22 and her named is Kerri. She is still in school and she seems really cool and smart and she almost seems to good to be true and for some reason I am put off by her. I mean I am really attracted to her but there is something about her that seems out of place or maybe it is just me self destructing the situation because I don't feel like I deserve it. This is some confusing shit yo.

The other girl is named Lori and she is 27 and she works for ehr dad's hardware store. She is real different I guess you could say. She is a tall white girl with pale skin and red hair. She seems a bit awkward but she is really hot and doesn't know it. I can tell that if I was to hook up with this girl I would have to teach her lots of things... I am working on it.

What up yo - happy new year to all yall out there! I been so busy with shit lately I plum forgot about this blog I made. I am totally not used to the whole blogging thing but I promise I will get better with doing updates and stuff.

I need to tell you guys about the date I went on with that girl Rita before the holidays. You remember right, she is the school teacher with some dark secrets. I knew she wasn't all she was cracked up to be. Sometimes I can tell when I meet a chick if she is conservative looking but really she is freak deaky if you know what I mean

So she came over and we watched this DVD of the movie called The Hangover. It is a comedy about these guys who go to Vegas for some guy's bachelor party and one of the guys slips them all rufies but he thinks he is giving them ecstasy instead. It is pretty funny and was a break from a lot of the crap I have been watching lately. There are some more good movies coming out that I need to see like Avatar and Up in the Air, cuz I am a big George Clooney fan I mean who isn't.

So she shows up and is acting all chill and shit and I wasn't in a very good mood when she arrived because I was dealing with some crackerjack mofo's on this forum I belong to. You know how forum drama goes yo - that shit is whack. So she arrives and I let her in and show her around my place and shit. I make some popcorn and we have some drinks made etc and we sit down to watch the movie. I had a hard time concentrating on the movie because I could feel her keep looking over at me smiling and shit. I was like wtf this girl don't even want to watch this movie, she just wants to jump on my nut sack but I was damn bitch let me finish the movie first.

Finally the movie finished and I got up and got us some more drinks and we sat around and bullshitted about the movie etc. It was clear she was barely paying attention to the plot etc by her lame ass responses. I decided it was time to smoke a blunt and so I just pulled out my kit and said "let's smoke one" and she didn't really say anything so I was like "do you blaze honey" and she was like sometimes. So I was like k great bizznatch lets blaze this mofo up. So I sparked up the big fat fattie and let her have a few tokes off of it from which she coughed like crazy and I was damn she is a noob so I didn't let her have anymore and I just smoked it slowly watching the effects kick in on her over the next 10 minutes. I could tell she was really baked eventually and I had a good buzz going, so I threw on some tunes and then made my move.

I just stood up and stood over her on the couch and put my hand out. She grabbed my hand and I told her to stand up in front of me. Then I started to kiss her and then scooped her up and took her into my bedroom.

Later that night she was all burnt out and shit and I told her it might be a good idea if she left. I think she just wanted to snuggle but I wasn't down with that shit and I wanted to get back to my forum drama so I convinced her to leave. Besides the sex wasn't that good. She was too uptight to let go and chill. I haven't heard from her since and I am not surprised

Wow what a crazy weekend. So much happened where do I start? First of all my hand was feeling better by Friday night which was a good thing cuz I didn't want no sore hand going to the club with in case some shenanigans went down and I had to get busy ya know? I went clubbing on friday night and met a whack of fly girls there. Some asian girls, lots of white girls and an east indian hottie. Got messed up and drank tons of shots of Jagermeister with my homies. I puked that shit up at like 3am in some alley somewhere but it's all good in the hood. The odd thing was that when I was puking I was somehow fixated on wanting to go to a Detroit Pistons game. heh.

Saturday morning I woke up and went and played basketball with my homies at our usual spot. Was good times, worked up a nice sweat and got rid of my hangover. Came home, smoked a fat blunt and went online to see what kinda action I could wrastle up for the evening. There was a girl named Nicole I had been emailing back and forth that I met online and she said we should chat on the phone and she sent me her number. I gave her a call and we chatted on the phone for about an hour. Really fun sounding girl, said she was Irish but had never been to Ireland before. She said we should hit up this place called Elysium Lounge. She said it would be off the hook.

I bought a bottle of champagne and rolled up a few blunts and cruised over and picked her up in a taxi. We drove to a park and sat and drank the champagne out of the bottle and smoked a few fatties. This was her idea... I am usually a little more civilized but she wanted to do something a little rugged so why not. We hit the club and started drinking heavy and dancing all night. She introduced me to her circle of friends which was about 8 girls. There was one point where I was dancing with 9 girls at once, drunk and high as a mofo while the lasers and lights bounced all around us. It was some gangsta shit right out of the movies. Best night I have had in a long time.

We left the club and took a taxi back to her place where we proceeded to drink even more, smoke even more and keep dancing. She lives with a roommate who is another hot girl named Michelle. I don't know if she is Irish also but she is white. I was pretty wasted when I finally started to bang her and I remember that the door was open to her room and at one point I looked over and could see her friend looking in the room and I think she was getting herself off watching. She was gone in the morning when we woke up so I didn't get a chance to look into that situation any further if ya know what I'm saying So far I am loving the chicks I am picking up online and I should have started this much much sooner.

I dropped a bundle of rebars on my right hand today at work and now it is all messed up and swollen. It hurts like a mofo and it is hard to even type this post This really sux cuz I have a whack of babes lightin up my msn etc. These white girls I keep meeting are whack yo... they are some freaky deaky type honies. I am weeding through the various chicks right now trying to figure out who I wanna deal with and who I wanna kick to the curb.

I am not the most cultured brotha but I think I can git er done when the time comes. I am used to just picking up drunk girls at the bar and bringing em back to my crib to get my groove on ya know? But I am trying real hard to be the Shepard just kidding a lil pulp fiction reference there. So yeah I am trying to broaden my horizons and institute and bit of class in my life so I can get with these classy babes and not sound like a tard when we chat about things.

When people look at me they think, that brutha is into hip hop and r&b but in reality I like most kinds of music. I think I get profiled real easy cuz I look kinda gangsta. Deep down I wish I was like one of these brothers that was well dressed, short hair, fly ride etc but that ain't me. I am much more rough around the edges.

My father is an English professor at Wayne State University and my mom works in the hospital. Sometimes it feels like too much work to try and fit in and not be the stereotypical brother but its really hard. Maybe I should learn how to sing or something... something to make me stand out from everyone else and not be so stereotypical.

Maybe I just need some nice white girls to tone me down a bit... to culture me up a bit. Sometimes I feel jealous of other guys that have an easier time fitting in with these preppy upscale girls. But then again, I get a lot of chicks because a lot of girls are attracted to bad ass looking guys. So far dealing with these girls online, I am getting a lot of inquiries but most of these girls don't seem very sincere. None of them seem like relationship material to me. I will still take em out and throw it in them etc... but I am really looking for someone I can hook up with and marry.

Ok wow I feel better now that I have said this. I have never really talked about this kind of stuff before but it's much easier here doing it for strangers. Dispite how I sound, or how I look, or how many girls I get, what I am really looking for is love :/