online dating

Yo what up y'all lemme tell you about this date I went on with that girl Lori. I told you she works for her dad's hardware store and she is really shy. We had been talking online for like a week now and so I took her out for dinner on Saturday night. I took her to this place called Greens Deep South Barbecue which has some dope ass bbq if you know what I'm saying. I met here there cuz she lived real close and I told her to just take a taxi so we could drink and not have to worry about driving. She was like ok, whatever you want and I was like damn baby now you are talking. Ok well maybe I didn't actually say that, but I was thinking it, you better believe it.

So I met her there at like 7:30 and she was already waiting at the table. She looked VERY different than the pictures she had in her online profile. All her pics online were very conservative and she even had some pictures of her working at her dad's hardware store looking all butchy and shit in jeans and in overalls. So yeah I walk up to the table and she stands up and I am like damn! She was wearing a low cut shirt with a mini skirt and I was like omg her legs are so long and slim damn. I walked up to her and I stopped and looked her up and down and I literally said out loud "damn you look so sexy, so much better than your pics online" and she just giggled then I gave her a hug and sat down. I was like yo I got his shizz no problemo, this chickie is gonna be no sweat for me to get macking on.

We ordered some drinks and started to look at the menu and make small talk. She said that I looked the same as I looked on my online profile on the dating site that we both belong to. I asked her if that was a good thing and she was like yeah totally you look good. As soon as she said that I was like yeah and picturing nude and shit bobbing up and down on me. We ordered dinner and continued to talk and flirt for the next 2 hours or so. Around 9:30pm we left the restaurant and headed over to this club called Pule Night Club here in Detroit. It was early so there was no lineup at the club and we were able to get in right away and start to drink more heavily. She said she loved to dance and I am pretty good at dancing myself so we danced and kept drinking and drinking and laughing, I had a great time and she is really a fun girl. We ended up kissing and making out on the dance floor and in the club later in a booth. We were both pretty drunk by the end of the night so I told her we should do this again sometime and packed her ass into a cab and sent her off. Then I hopped in a cab and went home. Good times. Gonna see her again soon and tap that ass this time.

Yo what up what cracking it's your boy here on another Friday night. I got me a date later tonight with a fine ass latina girl I met online. Man, it is so easy to pickup chicks on online dating sites. I mean there is no point in going and spending money at bars and shit and have to sift through the crowd when you can sit at home, spark up a philly and browse girls like you shopping for clothing yo. If I think about how much time and money I spend to go to clubs and meet girls vs the time and money I spend to meet girls online it is a no brainer. Also you never get into fights or have to compete with other dudes. The only thing missing is the music and shit... but just put on some tunes and turn off the lights, spark one up and it's pretty much the same shit yo. The amount of girls I got going is insane. I am currently messaging 23 different girls and they all want me to bang em and some of them I already have. That shit right there is down right crazy yo. Tell me one other person you know that is getting this much pussy. Ok well I ain't tapped it all yet but they are inevitable and yes I am counting my chickens before they hatch! Why not? That is the way I roll yo!

Where do I start? Lemme tell you about this one freak named Melissa. This bitch is crazy in the head but she is also really smart. She is only 20 and she is studying astro physics or some shit but yo she is messed up in the head and totally crazy. I think she came from a family of fucked up people, like maybe she was abused or some shit because now she is crazy in the head but so fine and so smart it just don't make no sense to me. Women in general don't make no sense to me but this bitch is off her rocker yo! You ever go out drinking with some friends and some friends of some friends and there is this one guy who is like drunk and loud and yelling random shit at strangers and howling at the sky and shit? Well that is how she is all the time when she is not drunk. It is really hard to go out in public with her because she either gets me into fights or just embarrasses the shit out of me and I am just not down with that yo. Last 2 times I had her over her to my house and banged her and it was like trying to wrestle a wild horse. Too much stress but damn she is fine and almost worth it.

I got some other girls that are really sweet for me and think that I am the nicest guy in the world. I dunno why they think that. I guess because it is partly true, I can be a really nice guy sometimes, I am just very selective as to who I am like that with. I guess I am kinda guarded because I didn't have the greatest childhood. Who did right? Everyone seems to have a sob story about their childhood, about how bad it was etc. I wanna meet someone who had a great childhood and see if they are normal or if they are fucked up.

One of the girls that is really sweet for me is 22 and her named is Kerri. She is still in school and she seems really cool and smart and she almost seems to good to be true and for some reason I am put off by her. I mean I am really attracted to her but there is something about her that seems out of place or maybe it is just me self destructing the situation because I don't feel like I deserve it. This is some confusing shit yo.

The other girl is named Lori and she is 27 and she works for ehr dad's hardware store. She is real different I guess you could say. She is a tall white girl with pale skin and red hair. She seems a bit awkward but she is really hot and doesn't know it. I can tell that if I was to hook up with this girl I would have to teach her lots of things... I am working on it.

What up yo - happy new year to all yall out there! I been so busy with shit lately I plum forgot about this blog I made. I am totally not used to the whole blogging thing but I promise I will get better with doing updates and stuff.

I need to tell you guys about the date I went on with that girl Rita before the holidays. You remember right, she is the school teacher with some dark secrets. I knew she wasn't all she was cracked up to be. Sometimes I can tell when I meet a chick if she is conservative looking but really she is freak deaky if you know what I mean

So she came over and we watched this DVD of the movie called The Hangover. It is a comedy about these guys who go to Vegas for some guy's bachelor party and one of the guys slips them all rufies but he thinks he is giving them ecstasy instead. It is pretty funny and was a break from a lot of the crap I have been watching lately. There are some more good movies coming out that I need to see like Avatar and Up in the Air, cuz I am a big George Clooney fan I mean who isn't.

So she shows up and is acting all chill and shit and I wasn't in a very good mood when she arrived because I was dealing with some crackerjack mofo's on this forum I belong to. You know how forum drama goes yo - that shit is whack. So she arrives and I let her in and show her around my place and shit. I make some popcorn and we have some drinks made etc and we sit down to watch the movie. I had a hard time concentrating on the movie because I could feel her keep looking over at me smiling and shit. I was like wtf this girl don't even want to watch this movie, she just wants to jump on my nut sack but I was damn bitch let me finish the movie first.

Finally the movie finished and I got up and got us some more drinks and we sat around and bullshitted about the movie etc. It was clear she was barely paying attention to the plot etc by her lame ass responses. I decided it was time to smoke a blunt and so I just pulled out my kit and said "let's smoke one" and she didn't really say anything so I was like "do you blaze honey" and she was like sometimes. So I was like k great bizznatch lets blaze this mofo up. So I sparked up the big fat fattie and let her have a few tokes off of it from which she coughed like crazy and I was damn she is a noob so I didn't let her have anymore and I just smoked it slowly watching the effects kick in on her over the next 10 minutes. I could tell she was really baked eventually and I had a good buzz going, so I threw on some tunes and then made my move.

I just stood up and stood over her on the couch and put my hand out. She grabbed my hand and I told her to stand up in front of me. Then I started to kiss her and then scooped her up and took her into my bedroom.

Later that night she was all burnt out and shit and I told her it might be a good idea if she left. I think she just wanted to snuggle but I wasn't down with that shit and I wanted to get back to my forum drama so I convinced her to leave. Besides the sex wasn't that good. She was too uptight to let go and chill. I haven't heard from her since and I am not surprised

I met this fly honey online named Julianna. I think she is from Spain or some shit, I dunno but she is definitely a latina and she likes to wear tight pants which is fine by me. I like girls in tight pants I mean who doesn't? She is 25 years old and she is a hairdresser. I have always had a thing for hairdressers, I mean you just gotta assume that a girl who can handle a man's hair would be talented with her hands for other thangs ya know what I mean? She likes to wear really dark eyeliner and dark eyebrow pencil etc. She has been talking to me almost everyday for the last 5 days since I started talking to her online. I think she is obsessed with being on camera, or maybe she is just obsessed with her appearance in general.

Sometimes it seems like maybe I am not the only one watching and I wouldn't be surprised to find her on justin.tv pervving out to some foot dudes. I'm not sure what is wrong with today's society but people seem very bored and very numb to a lot of stuff, maybe it's because of the internet and the pace at which we receive information on a daily basis. Why do girls seek attention so much? Why are so many women insecure and seek the approval of men? Ok this shit is getting too deep lets get back to the fly ass bitches ok? So this girl likes to talk all kinds of crazy talk on the chat etc. She comes from an upper middle class family and those are usually the most dysfunctional. All the white girls that I have met so far that come from private school etc are the most intense and crazy in general.

She says she really likes bowling and I can only imagine what that ass looks like bent over in those tight jeans or yoga pants if she wears those. I was asking her if she liked to wear yoga pants and she said yeah she did and that she likes the fact that men can see her cameltoe and she gets off on it when weird old men stare at it. I was like wow this is a horny ass girl, I wonder if she was sexually abused when she was younger because sometimes this type of behavior is caused by that. So yeah she wants me to take her out bowling on Thursday night so we gonna hit up this spot and get crackin on that. Every time she speaks, it is as if you can hear the sexual charged tension in her voice. Even the way she types. Riddle me that. I will keep y'all posted.