online dating

What can I say about Karen? She is a freaky young girl and I have been enjoying banging her every weekend. The thing that gets me though is that she talked about wanting to have a relationship. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy having a fuck buddy but at the same time I would like to find a girl I can call my girlfriend. The other thing that dawned on me last week is that she may be fucking multiple guys I mean I have no clue what she does with the rest of her time. This is not one of those deals where we chat everyday on the phone or MSN and tell each other what we are doing all the time. We barely talk we just arrange to meet then I go over to her place and we fuck and smoke and drink etc. So last week I decided I needed to put my fishing poles back in the water and see what I can snag. I went through the online dating site that I am a member of and I sent out a lot of messages to girls that looked to be nice girls, the kind of girls that WOULD be interested in a long term relationship. The kind of girl that can wake up next to me in the morning. I must have sent out about 80 messages this week and the replies are slowly trickling in.

There is one girl that replied right away and I am going to be meeting her tomorrow afternoon on her lunch break for coffee. I have given up on the whole take them out for dinner right away strategy. I think it is a better idea to simply meet them for coffee and then see how that goes vs being stuck with them for a few hours in a restaurant where I will be tempted to start drinking if it's not going the way I want it to or if I am not totally attracted to the girl. Then what happens is I get drunk and then I don't care if I am not totally into the girl which is not good. I did that a few times and I ended up with a few unwanted clingons. No I don't mean Klingons from Star Trek. I am talking about stage 3 clingers just like they talked about in the movie Wedding Crashers which was an awesomely hilarious movie and I think they should make another movie with the same theme or something or maybe just put Vince Vaughn and the other guy (I forget his name) in another movie together.

I am going to meet her tomorrow afternoon around 3pm for coffee. I was looking online for a cool place to take her and I came across this place called Cadieux Cafe. It is this awesome cool coffee house place that also has deserts like cakes and stuff. I am gonna meet her there and then if things are going well I am going to ask her to join me for dinner at this casual place here called Detroit Beer Company. They brew their own beer there in the back and shit but they have some kickass food there and the place is totally casual and inexpensive. I need to pick a place like this because she is probably not going be very dressed up to meet for coffee so I can't very well take her to a nice restaurant after dressed in uber casual clothing. Then when we are done dinner if she is up for it, I am going to suggest we go back to my place for some drinks and stuff. I need to spend some time either today or tomorrow morning cleaning up my place though because it is all dirty and in bachelor mode right now lol. Will update this blog again real soon yo.

Hey all what up. I got some good news to report on the shizzit that's been going down. I met that new lawyer and he seems like a top notch guy. He said there is a video camera footage of the whole thing going down and he is going to be able to review it on Friday. I am hoping it is clear enough to show the first part that went down and how I was simply acting in self defense. My lawyer said that IF we can show that I acted in self defense then not only will he be able to get all the charges dropped but he will also be able to sue the club for the shit kicking I took from the bouncers. I have been getting some headaches lately and I think I can use that to my advantage. Other than that life has been pretty normal but I ain't gone out to any clubs. I am kinda wary about running into some more punk ass white boys who want to get something started but I know I can't live my life like that. I redid my profile. I went through the old messages I had and stuff but I wasn't able to resurrect any of those girls so I basically started fresh and sent out a ton of messages and those messages brought back some results. The thing is now, I have gone through all the girls on my area that I am interested on the online dating site and I figure whatever replies I am going to get I have already got.

What I have been doing is sending messages to the new users that join everyday. Every morning I wake up, I login to the online dating site and I browse the new girls that joined the site in the last 24 hours. There is usually at least 30-50 girls that live 5 miles from me who join everyday and there is usually 5-10 of them that I think are my type and in a reasonable age bracket. I send them the same message usually. I usually call them beautiful and ask them to take a look at my profile and tell me if they like what they see. I just don't belong here, hey look at that girl. Sorry, I am listening to music and I like those lyrics. She feels herself fading. Shit so do I sometimes. Anyways, I have had some pretty good luck with a few bitches so let me dive right into that. I am chatting it up with about 10 girls right now and sometimes it is hard to keep track of all their likes and dislikes etc. I am sure I have made a few mistakes but I doubt any of them notice... shit they are probably talking to 10 guys each - why should women be any different than men? One of the girls I met, her name is Karen and she is 24 and she works at the mall. She is a pretty simple girl but she is really hot.

I met her for coffee on Saturday at this place called "Java Exchange Cafe". The place is nothing special but it is a good place to sit, drink coffee and talk. I met her there at 2pm. I arrived a bit late and when I went in, I was able to spot her right away, went over and introduced myself to her. We sipped coffee and chatted for hours on end. I really got long with her well and I was surprised because she didn't really seem like my type when we were chatting on the phone. It was getting around 6pm and I was feeling really hungry and I was hopped up on caffeine. I asked her if she wanted to go outside and smoke a joint so that I could calm my excited nerves and she was like ok. So we puffed a dube and then I told her I was quite hungry and asked her if she wanted to grab some dinner. She was into it, so we hopped in a taxi and headed over to this cool place called "Pegasus Taverna" it is a cool place and not too upscale so we were able to sit and drink and eat and have a good time. When we were done, we hopped in a taxi and headed to her place because her place was closer than mine. When we got there I asked her if she wanted me to come up for a bit and she said "sure". I was like wtf does sure mean? So we go up and we are sitting on the couch talking and eventually I made my move and started to kiss her and stuff. We fooled around for an hour or two on the couch and then I left. I have been talking to her online a lot since then and she invited me over to watch a movie at her place this weekend so I should be banging her then.

Yo what up y'all I just got finished dealing with some bullshit. I have been in jail for the last 60 days or so so sorry I didn't be posting on this blog and shit. I was at a club just minding my own shit with some homies and shit when this fool ass white boy decided to get all up in my grill and shit. I was like wtf you need to step off yo and he swung at me and the next thing I knew we were tangled up fighting. We separated for a minute and I got in one clean shot to the chin it crumpled him at the knees and he fell back on and cracked his head on the ground and was unconscious. There was blood coming out from his head and that is when I got tackled by 3 white bouncers and got the shit kicked out of me. Next thing I know the police are there and I am getting stuffed into the back of a cop car and hauled off to jail. I was like wtf man he attacked me, it was self defense and they were all like that is not what the other patrons are saying. I guess the place was mainly white people because there were all these bullshit statements saying I provoked him and I swung first which is total bullshit lies.

I wasn't able to get anyone to bail me out until 3 days ago. Now I have to get a good lawyer and see if I can fight these assault charges and shit. I have an appointment next week to see this lawyer someone recommended. Also I lost my job because I just didn't show up one day and they haven't heard from me in 2 months so yeah I called this morning and they were like wtf you are alive and then told me they had replaced me but if that guy quits or another job opens up they will give me a call. I really need to get laid but none of the girls I was fucking with before are around anymore. I have a few messages from some girls but they are really old. I replied to them but didn't hear anything back.

I am going to check out the site in detail once I am done with this blog post. I know that there are lots of hot girls that join the site on a daily basis so I am figuring I got a lot of sweet poon to choose from because I have been gone for so long. I guess I need to start looking for a new job too. Thank god my parents were able to help me out a bit and keep me from losing my apartment and shit. Anyways I know y'all just want to hear about the poontang I be slaying so lemme work on that shit and I will report back here once I got some bitches on the go again.

Yo what up y'all lemme tell you about this date I went on with that girl Lori. I told you she works for her dad's hardware store and she is really shy. We had been talking online for like a week now and so I took her out for dinner on Saturday night. I took her to this place called Greens Deep South Barbecue which has some dope ass bbq if you know what I'm saying. I met here there cuz she lived real close and I told her to just take a taxi so we could drink and not have to worry about driving. She was like ok, whatever you want and I was like damn baby now you are talking. Ok well maybe I didn't actually say that, but I was thinking it, you better believe it.

So I met her there at like 7:30 and she was already waiting at the table. She looked VERY different than the pictures she had in her online profile. All her pics online were very conservative and she even had some pictures of her working at her dad's hardware store looking all butchy and shit in jeans and in overalls. So yeah I walk up to the table and she stands up and I am like damn! She was wearing a low cut shirt with a mini skirt and I was like omg her legs are so long and slim damn. I walked up to her and I stopped and looked her up and down and I literally said out loud "damn you look so sexy, so much better than your pics online" and she just giggled then I gave her a hug and sat down. I was like yo I got his shizz no problemo, this chickie is gonna be no sweat for me to get macking on.

We ordered some drinks and started to look at the menu and make small talk. She said that I looked the same as I looked on my online profile on the dating site that we both belong to. I asked her if that was a good thing and she was like yeah totally you look good. As soon as she said that I was like yeah and picturing nude and shit bobbing up and down on me. We ordered dinner and continued to talk and flirt for the next 2 hours or so. Around 9:30pm we left the restaurant and headed over to this club called Pule Night Club here in Detroit. It was early so there was no lineup at the club and we were able to get in right away and start to drink more heavily. She said she loved to dance and I am pretty good at dancing myself so we danced and kept drinking and drinking and laughing, I had a great time and she is really a fun girl. We ended up kissing and making out on the dance floor and in the club later in a booth. We were both pretty drunk by the end of the night so I told her we should do this again sometime and packed her ass into a cab and sent her off. Then I hopped in a cab and went home. Good times. Gonna see her again soon and tap that ass this time.

Yo what up what cracking it's your boy here on another Friday night. I got me a date later tonight with a fine ass latina girl I met online. Man, it is so easy to pickup chicks on online dating sites. I mean there is no point in going and spending money at bars and shit and have to sift through the crowd when you can sit at home, spark up a philly and browse girls like you shopping for clothing yo. If I think about how much time and money I spend to go to clubs and meet girls vs the time and money I spend to meet girls online it is a no brainer. Also you never get into fights or have to compete with other dudes. The only thing missing is the music and shit... but just put on some tunes and turn off the lights, spark one up and it's pretty much the same shit yo. The amount of girls I got going is insane. I am currently messaging 23 different girls and they all want me to bang em and some of them I already have. That shit right there is down right crazy yo. Tell me one other person you know that is getting this much pussy. Ok well I ain't tapped it all yet but they are inevitable and yes I am counting my chickens before they hatch! Why not? That is the way I roll yo!

Where do I start? Lemme tell you about this one freak named Melissa. This bitch is crazy in the head but she is also really smart. She is only 20 and she is studying astro physics or some shit but yo she is messed up in the head and totally crazy. I think she came from a family of fucked up people, like maybe she was abused or some shit because now she is crazy in the head but so fine and so smart it just don't make no sense to me. Women in general don't make no sense to me but this bitch is off her rocker yo! You ever go out drinking with some friends and some friends of some friends and there is this one guy who is like drunk and loud and yelling random shit at strangers and howling at the sky and shit? Well that is how she is all the time when she is not drunk. It is really hard to go out in public with her because she either gets me into fights or just embarrasses the shit out of me and I am just not down with that yo. Last 2 times I had her over her to my house and banged her and it was like trying to wrestle a wild horse. Too much stress but damn she is fine and almost worth it.

I got some other girls that are really sweet for me and think that I am the nicest guy in the world. I dunno why they think that. I guess because it is partly true, I can be a really nice guy sometimes, I am just very selective as to who I am like that with. I guess I am kinda guarded because I didn't have the greatest childhood. Who did right? Everyone seems to have a sob story about their childhood, about how bad it was etc. I wanna meet someone who had a great childhood and see if they are normal or if they are fucked up.

One of the girls that is really sweet for me is 22 and her named is Kerri. She is still in school and she seems really cool and smart and she almost seems to good to be true and for some reason I am put off by her. I mean I am really attracted to her but there is something about her that seems out of place or maybe it is just me self destructing the situation because I don't feel like I deserve it. This is some confusing shit yo.

The other girl is named Lori and she is 27 and she works for ehr dad's hardware store. She is real different I guess you could say. She is a tall white girl with pale skin and red hair. She seems a bit awkward but she is really hot and doesn't know it. I can tell that if I was to hook up with this girl I would have to teach her lots of things... I am working on it.

What up yo - happy new year to all yall out there! I been so busy with shit lately I plum forgot about this blog I made. I am totally not used to the whole blogging thing but I promise I will get better with doing updates and stuff.

I need to tell you guys about the date I went on with that girl Rita before the holidays. You remember right, she is the school teacher with some dark secrets. I knew she wasn't all she was cracked up to be. Sometimes I can tell when I meet a chick if she is conservative looking but really she is freak deaky if you know what I mean

So she came over and we watched this DVD of the movie called The Hangover. It is a comedy about these guys who go to Vegas for some guy's bachelor party and one of the guys slips them all rufies but he thinks he is giving them ecstasy instead. It is pretty funny and was a break from a lot of the crap I have been watching lately. There are some more good movies coming out that I need to see like Avatar and Up in the Air, cuz I am a big George Clooney fan I mean who isn't.

So she shows up and is acting all chill and shit and I wasn't in a very good mood when she arrived because I was dealing with some crackerjack mofo's on this forum I belong to. You know how forum drama goes yo - that shit is whack. So she arrives and I let her in and show her around my place and shit. I make some popcorn and we have some drinks made etc and we sit down to watch the movie. I had a hard time concentrating on the movie because I could feel her keep looking over at me smiling and shit. I was like wtf this girl don't even want to watch this movie, she just wants to jump on my nut sack but I was damn bitch let me finish the movie first.

Finally the movie finished and I got up and got us some more drinks and we sat around and bullshitted about the movie etc. It was clear she was barely paying attention to the plot etc by her lame ass responses. I decided it was time to smoke a blunt and so I just pulled out my kit and said "let's smoke one" and she didn't really say anything so I was like "do you blaze honey" and she was like sometimes. So I was like k great bizznatch lets blaze this mofo up. So I sparked up the big fat fattie and let her have a few tokes off of it from which she coughed like crazy and I was damn she is a noob so I didn't let her have anymore and I just smoked it slowly watching the effects kick in on her over the next 10 minutes. I could tell she was really baked eventually and I had a good buzz going, so I threw on some tunes and then made my move.

I just stood up and stood over her on the couch and put my hand out. She grabbed my hand and I told her to stand up in front of me. Then I started to kiss her and then scooped her up and took her into my bedroom.

Later that night she was all burnt out and shit and I told her it might be a good idea if she left. I think she just wanted to snuggle but I wasn't down with that shit and I wanted to get back to my forum drama so I convinced her to leave. Besides the sex wasn't that good. She was too uptight to let go and chill. I haven't heard from her since and I am not surprised

I met this fly honey online named Julianna. I think she is from Spain or some shit, I dunno but she is definitely a latina and she likes to wear tight pants which is fine by me. I like girls in tight pants I mean who doesn't? She is 25 years old and she is a hairdresser. I have always had a thing for hairdressers, I mean you just gotta assume that a girl who can handle a man's hair would be talented with her hands for other thangs ya know what I mean? She likes to wear really dark eyeliner and dark eyebrow pencil etc. She has been talking to me almost everyday for the last 5 days since I started talking to her online. I think she is obsessed with being on camera, or maybe she is just obsessed with her appearance in general.

Sometimes it seems like maybe I am not the only one watching and I wouldn't be surprised to find her on justin.tv pervving out to some foot dudes. I'm not sure what is wrong with today's society but people seem very bored and very numb to a lot of stuff, maybe it's because of the internet and the pace at which we receive information on a daily basis. Why do girls seek attention so much? Why are so many women insecure and seek the approval of men? Ok this shit is getting too deep lets get back to the fly ass bitches ok? So this girl likes to talk all kinds of crazy talk on the chat etc. She comes from an upper middle class family and those are usually the most dysfunctional. All the white girls that I have met so far that come from private school etc are the most intense and crazy in general.

She says she really likes bowling and I can only imagine what that ass looks like bent over in those tight jeans or yoga pants if she wears those. I was asking her if she liked to wear yoga pants and she said yeah she did and that she likes the fact that men can see her cameltoe and she gets off on it when weird old men stare at it. I was like wow this is a horny ass girl, I wonder if she was sexually abused when she was younger because sometimes this type of behavior is caused by that. So yeah she wants me to take her out bowling on Thursday night so we gonna hit up this spot and get crackin on that. Every time she speaks, it is as if you can hear the sexual charged tension in her voice. Even the way she types. Riddle me that. I will keep y'all posted.