clubbing

Yo what up y'all lemme tell you about this date I went on with that girl Lori. I told you she works for her dad's hardware store and she is really shy. We had been talking online for like a week now and so I took her out for dinner on Saturday night. I took her to this place called Greens Deep South Barbecue which has some dope ass bbq if you know what I'm saying. I met here there cuz she lived real close and I told her to just take a taxi so we could drink and not have to worry about driving. She was like ok, whatever you want and I was like damn baby now you are talking. Ok well maybe I didn't actually say that, but I was thinking it, you better believe it.

So I met her there at like 7:30 and she was already waiting at the table. She looked VERY different than the pictures she had in her online profile. All her pics online were very conservative and she even had some pictures of her working at her dad's hardware store looking all butchy and shit in jeans and in overalls. So yeah I walk up to the table and she stands up and I am like damn! She was wearing a low cut shirt with a mini skirt and I was like omg her legs are so long and slim damn. I walked up to her and I stopped and looked her up and down and I literally said out loud "damn you look so sexy, so much better than your pics online" and she just giggled then I gave her a hug and sat down. I was like yo I got his shizz no problemo, this chickie is gonna be no sweat for me to get macking on.

We ordered some drinks and started to look at the menu and make small talk. She said that I looked the same as I looked on my online profile on the dating site that we both belong to. I asked her if that was a good thing and she was like yeah totally you look good. As soon as she said that I was like yeah and picturing nude and shit bobbing up and down on me. We ordered dinner and continued to talk and flirt for the next 2 hours or so. Around 9:30pm we left the restaurant and headed over to this club called Pule Night Club here in Detroit. It was early so there was no lineup at the club and we were able to get in right away and start to drink more heavily. She said she loved to dance and I am pretty good at dancing myself so we danced and kept drinking and drinking and laughing, I had a great time and she is really a fun girl. We ended up kissing and making out on the dance floor and in the club later in a booth. We were both pretty drunk by the end of the night so I told her we should do this again sometime and packed her ass into a cab and sent her off. Then I hopped in a cab and went home. Good times. Gonna see her again soon and tap that ass this time.

Wow what a crazy weekend. So much happened where do I start? First of all my hand was feeling better by Friday night which was a good thing cuz I didn't want no sore hand going to the club with in case some shenanigans went down and I had to get busy ya know? I went clubbing on friday night and met a whack of fly girls there. Some asian girls, lots of white girls and an east indian hottie. Got messed up and drank tons of shots of Jagermeister with my homies. I puked that shit up at like 3am in some alley somewhere but it's all good in the hood. The odd thing was that when I was puking I was somehow fixated on wanting to go to a Detroit Pistons game. heh.

Saturday morning I woke up and went and played basketball with my homies at our usual spot. Was good times, worked up a nice sweat and got rid of my hangover. Came home, smoked a fat blunt and went online to see what kinda action I could wrastle up for the evening. There was a girl named Nicole I had been emailing back and forth that I met online and she said we should chat on the phone and she sent me her number. I gave her a call and we chatted on the phone for about an hour. Really fun sounding girl, said she was Irish but had never been to Ireland before. She said we should hit up this place called Elysium Lounge. She said it would be off the hook.

I bought a bottle of champagne and rolled up a few blunts and cruised over and picked her up in a taxi. We drove to a park and sat and drank the champagne out of the bottle and smoked a few fatties. This was her idea... I am usually a little more civilized but she wanted to do something a little rugged so why not. We hit the club and started drinking heavy and dancing all night. She introduced me to her circle of friends which was about 8 girls. There was one point where I was dancing with 9 girls at once, drunk and high as a mofo while the lasers and lights bounced all around us. It was some gangsta shit right out of the movies. Best night I have had in a long time.

We left the club and took a taxi back to her place where we proceeded to drink even more, smoke even more and keep dancing. She lives with a roommate who is another hot girl named Michelle. I don't know if she is Irish also but she is white. I was pretty wasted when I finally started to bang her and I remember that the door was open to her room and at one point I looked over and could see her friend looking in the room and I think she was getting herself off watching. She was gone in the morning when we woke up so I didn't get a chance to look into that situation any further if ya know what I'm saying So far I am loving the chicks I am picking up online and I should have started this much much sooner.