Candy shop here I come

Yo what up what cracking it's your boy here on another Friday night. I got me a date later tonight with a fine ass latina girl I met online. Man, it is so easy to pickup chicks on online dating sites. I mean there is no point in going and spending money at bars and shit and have to sift through the crowd when you can sit at home, spark up a philly and browse girls like you shopping for clothing yo. If I think about how much time and money I spend to go to clubs and meet girls vs the time and money I spend to meet girls online it is a no brainer. Also you never get into fights or have to compete with other dudes. The only thing missing is the music and shit... but just put on some tunes and turn off the lights, spark one up and it's pretty much the same shit yo. The amount of girls I got going is insane. I am currently messaging 23 different girls and they all want me to bang em and some of them I already have. That shit right there is down right crazy yo. Tell me one other person you know that is getting this much pussy. Ok well I ain't tapped it all yet but they are inevitable and yes I am counting my chickens before they hatch! Why not? That is the way I roll yo!

Where do I start? Lemme tell you about this one freak named Melissa. This bitch is crazy in the head but she is also really smart. She is only 20 and she is studying astro physics or some shit but yo she is messed up in the head and totally crazy. I think she came from a family of fucked up people, like maybe she was abused or some shit because now she is crazy in the head but so fine and so smart it just don't make no sense to me. Women in general don't make no sense to me but this bitch is off her rocker yo! You ever go out drinking with some friends and some friends of some friends and there is this one guy who is like drunk and loud and yelling random shit at strangers and howling at the sky and shit? Well that is how she is all the time when she is not drunk. It is really hard to go out in public with her because she either gets me into fights or just embarrasses the shit out of me and I am just not down with that yo. Last 2 times I had her over her to my house and banged her and it was like trying to wrestle a wild horse. Too much stress but damn she is fine and almost worth it.

I got some other girls that are really sweet for me and think that I am the nicest guy in the world. I dunno why they think that. I guess because it is partly true, I can be a really nice guy sometimes, I am just very selective as to who I am like that with. I guess I am kinda guarded because I didn't have the greatest childhood. Who did right? Everyone seems to have a sob story about their childhood, about how bad it was etc. I wanna meet someone who had a great childhood and see if they are normal or if they are fucked up.

One of the girls that is really sweet for me is 22 and her named is Kerri. She is still in school and she seems really cool and smart and she almost seems to good to be true and for some reason I am put off by her. I mean I am really attracted to her but there is something about her that seems out of place or maybe it is just me self destructing the situation because I don't feel like I deserve it. This is some confusing shit yo.

The other girl is named Lori and she is 27 and she works for ehr dad's hardware store. She is real different I guess you could say. She is a tall white girl with pale skin and red hair. She seems a bit awkward but she is really hot and doesn't know it. I can tell that if I was to hook up with this girl I would have to teach her lots of things... I am working on it.