I need to tell you guys about the date I went on with that girl Rita before the holidays. You remember right, she is the school teacher with some dark secrets. I knew she wasn't all she was cracked up to be. Sometimes I can tell when I meet a chick if she is conservative looking but really she is freak deaky if you know what I mean
So she came over and we watched this DVD of the movie called The Hangover. It is a comedy about these guys who go to Vegas for some guy's bachelor party and one of the guys slips them all rufies but he thinks he is giving them ecstasy instead. It is pretty funny and was a break from a lot of the crap I have been watching lately. There are some more good movies coming out that I need to see like Avatar and Up in the Air, cuz I am a big George Clooney fan I mean who isn't.
So she shows up and is acting all chill and shit and I wasn't in a very good mood when she arrived because I was dealing with some crackerjack mofo's on this forum I belong to. You know how forum drama goes yo - that shit is whack. So she arrives and I let her in and show her around my place and shit. I make some popcorn and we have some drinks made etc and we sit down to watch the movie. I had a hard time concentrating on the movie because I could feel her keep looking over at me smiling and shit. I was like wtf this girl don't even want to watch this movie, she just wants to jump on my nut sack but I was damn bitch let me finish the movie first.
Finally the movie finished and I got up and got us some more drinks and we sat around and bullshitted about the movie etc. It was clear she was barely paying attention to the plot etc by her lame ass responses. I decided it was time to smoke a blunt and so I just pulled out my kit and said "let's smoke one" and she didn't really say anything so I was like "do you blaze honey" and she was like sometimes. So I was like k great bizznatch lets blaze this mofo up. So I sparked up the big fat fattie and let her have a few tokes off of it from which she coughed like crazy and I was damn she is a noob so I didn't let her have anymore and I just smoked it slowly watching the effects kick in on her over the next 10 minutes. I could tell she was really baked eventually and I had a good buzz going, so I threw on some tunes and then made my move.
I just stood up and stood over her on the couch and put my hand out. She grabbed my hand and I told her to stand up in front of me. Then I started to kiss her and then scooped her up and took her into my bedroom.
Later that night she was all burnt out and shit and I told her it might be a good idea if she left. I think she just wanted to snuggle but I wasn't down with that shit and I wanted to get back to my forum drama so I convinced her to leave. Besides the sex wasn't that good. She was too uptight to let go and chill. I haven't heard from her since and I am not surprised
