Sexual Satisfaction ftw

Sorry it's been a week since my last post. I have been so damn busy and my computer has been acting up. Anyways lemme bring y'all up to speed on what's been cracking. On Thursday I went bowling with that fly ass honie named Julianna. I took her to this bowling alley called Beech Lanes here in Detroit. She wore pink lycra yoga pants. She had a smoking ass body with a fat cameltoe. I was walking with her down the lanes and some soccer dad was walking by and was gawking at her body and he literally turned as he passed us and was looking at her ass and he walked into a ball holder and flipped over it... I am talking flipped right over and it and totally bailed and everyone was like wtf. It was awesome. My dick was hard 90% of the time we were bowling which made it really damn hard to bowl lol. I could feel all the other dudes looking at her and us. She would walk out to the line and then bend over from the waist and throw it. I have no idea wtf we talked about during bowling because I had very little blood reaching my brain. I also felt a few girls looking at me... it was like she was a sexual magnet. Some of the craziest shit I have ever witnessed. I was sitting there thinking, I wonder how many dudes have been up in this shit before? Do I care? What am I doing here? Am I just interested in banging this chick? I haven't really been listening to much of what she has been saying.

We left the bowling alley and went to a restaurant. I figured now that we were sitting across from each other and I was unable to stare at her cameltoe, maybe I would be able to have a regular conversation with her and find out what kind of person she really is. This started off good... she was talking about how she was from Barcelona originally and moved here about 5 years ago. But then her drink arrived and I started staring at her sucking on her straw and was getting fixated on her lips and then I kinda just tuned out and it was like I heard "Dreamweaver" from Wayne's World. I had to excuse myself and go the bathroom and then splash cold water on my face. I have never had such a ridiculous thing happen to me before. I felt like I was losing it. I also thought I better get back out there before someone scoops her up.

I returned flushed to the table trying to act cool. She said she was studying to become a nurse. This girl had an almost evil sneaky look on her face... kind of like Megan Fox. She was able to just look at guys and they would melt. I had no idea what this girl wanted or was thinking. She was very difficult to read. She seemed dangerous. A vixen.

She told me that she had her heart broken when she was 16 back in Spain and that since then she has never been the same. Somehow this event had scarred her and made her be extremely numb and that she reacts by acting out sexually in an aggressive way. I was like... ok. I was kind of intrigued, kind of spooked, and kind of turned on. She was kind of looking at me like she wanted to take me home and eat me for dinner. Literally.

After dinner I was like, so do you want to go to a club? She was like, no I want to take you home as she whistled for a taxi. My heart started racing and I was like wtf is this shit real? Am I dreaming? We get into the taxi and she is just sitting there beside me looking straight forward and I was like um am I supposed to do something? I was so fucking freaked out that I just sat there like a stone. I started playing back the last 5 minutes over and over and I was like did she say take me home like take me home and fuck me or take me home as in the date is over.

We pull up to her place and before I can even start digging into my wallet she pulls a crinkled up $20 from god knows where and pays the guy and drags me out the car by my hand. As we walked into her condo and into the elevator I have never been so nervous and alive in all my life. Inside the elevator she turned and looked at me and just let out this loud sigh frustrating grunt and I nearly had a heart attack. We enter her apartment and immediately I am hit with a strange scent of what smelt like incense. She pulled me by the arm over to a bedroom door that was locked and told me to open it. I slowly opened the door to reveal what I can only describe as a sex room... there was a chair with straps, a swing, and all kinds of whips and leather things hanging on the wall, tiki statues, and incense burner. I turned to face her in an attempt to say something... and she just pressed her lips against mine and everything went silent for a moment.

I awoke somewhere around 9am to the sound of a television in the other room. I remember exactly how the sheets on her bed smelt and also how soft they were. I was thinking this must be some high thread count combed egyptian cotton. I rolled out of her bed and strolled casually into the other room. She was doing yoga in front of the tv in some short booty yoga shorts and I immediately was aroused again. She turned and saw me standing there, half naked, half hard and ran directly at me and tackled me onto the bed and started another round of horizontal hokey pokey. I left shortly after that and since then I have only spoken to her once on msn chat and that was kinda brief. She thanked me for dinner and a great time. I have no idea if she was just using me or if I am going to get to see her again.