Older chicks are kinda cool

Yo what up y'all lemme tell you about this date I went on with that girl Lori. I told you she works for her dad's hardware store and she is really shy. We had been talking online for like a week now and so I took her out for dinner on Saturday night. I took her to this place called Greens Deep South Barbecue which has some dope ass bbq if you know what I'm saying. I met here there cuz she lived real close and I told her to just take a taxi so we could drink and not have to worry about driving. She was like ok, whatever you want and I was like damn baby now you are talking. Ok well maybe I didn't actually say that, but I was thinking it, you better believe it.

So I met her there at like 7:30 and she was already waiting at the table. She looked VERY different than the pictures she had in her online profile. All her pics online were very conservative and she even had some pictures of her working at her dad's hardware store looking all butchy and shit in jeans and in overalls. So yeah I walk up to the table and she stands up and I am like damn! She was wearing a low cut shirt with a mini skirt and I was like omg her legs are so long and slim damn. I walked up to her and I stopped and looked her up and down and I literally said out loud "damn you look so sexy, so much better than your pics online" and she just giggled then I gave her a hug and sat down. I was like yo I got his shizz no problemo, this chickie is gonna be no sweat for me to get macking on.

We ordered some drinks and started to look at the menu and make small talk. She said that I looked the same as I looked on my online profile on the dating site that we both belong to. I asked her if that was a good thing and she was like yeah totally you look good. As soon as she said that I was like yeah and picturing nude and shit bobbing up and down on me. We ordered dinner and continued to talk and flirt for the next 2 hours or so. Around 9:30pm we left the restaurant and headed over to this club called Pule Night Club here in Detroit. It was early so there was no lineup at the club and we were able to get in right away and start to drink more heavily. She said she loved to dance and I am pretty good at dancing myself so we danced and kept drinking and drinking and laughing, I had a great time and she is really a fun girl. We ended up kissing and making out on the dance floor and in the club later in a booth. We were both pretty drunk by the end of the night so I told her we should do this again sometime and packed her ass into a cab and sent her off. Then I hopped in a cab and went home. Good times. Gonna see her again soon and tap that ass this time.