The Detroit Dating Blog

Yo what up y'all lemme tell you about this date I went on with that girl Lori. I told you she works for her dad's hardware store and she is really shy. We had been talking online for like a week now and so I took her out for dinner on Saturday night. I took her to this place called Greens Deep South Barbecue which has some dope ass bbq if you know what I'm saying. I met here there cuz she lived real close and I told her to just take a taxi so we could drink and not have to worry about driving. She was like ok, whatever you want and I was like damn baby now you are talking. Ok well maybe I didn't actually say that, but I was thinking it, you better believe it.

So I met her there at like 7:30 and she was already waiting at the table. She looked VERY different than the pictures she had in her online profile. All her pics online were very conservative and she even had some pictures of her working at her dad's hardware store looking all butchy and shit in jeans and in overalls. So yeah I walk up to the table and she stands up and I am like damn! She was wearing a low cut shirt with a mini skirt and I was like omg her legs are so long and slim damn. I walked up to her and I stopped and looked her up and down and I literally said out loud "damn you look so sexy, so much better than your pics online" and she just giggled then I gave her a hug and sat down. I was like yo I got his shizz no problemo, this chickie is gonna be no sweat for me to get macking on.

We ordered some drinks and started to look at the menu and make small talk. She said that I looked the same as I looked on my online profile on the dating site that we both belong to. I asked her if that was a good thing and she was like yeah totally you look good. As soon as she said that I was like yeah and picturing nude and shit bobbing up and down on me. We ordered dinner and continued to talk and flirt for the next 2 hours or so. Around 9:30pm we left the restaurant and headed over to this club called Pule Night Club here in Detroit. It was early so there was no lineup at the club and we were able to get in right away and start to drink more heavily. She said she loved to dance and I am pretty good at dancing myself so we danced and kept drinking and drinking and laughing, I had a great time and she is really a fun girl. We ended up kissing and making out on the dance floor and in the club later in a booth. We were both pretty drunk by the end of the night so I told her we should do this again sometime and packed her ass into a cab and sent her off. Then I hopped in a cab and went home. Good times. Gonna see her again soon and tap that ass this time.

Yo what up what cracking it's your boy here on another Friday night. I got me a date later tonight with a fine ass latina girl I met online. Man, it is so easy to pickup chicks on online dating sites. I mean there is no point in going and spending money at bars and shit and have to sift through the crowd when you can sit at home, spark up a philly and browse girls like you shopping for clothing yo. If I think about how much time and money I spend to go to clubs and meet girls vs the time and money I spend to meet girls online it is a no brainer. Also you never get into fights or have to compete with other dudes. The only thing missing is the music and shit... but just put on some tunes and turn off the lights, spark one up and it's pretty much the same shit yo. The amount of girls I got going is insane. I am currently messaging 23 different girls and they all want me to bang em and some of them I already have. That shit right there is down right crazy yo. Tell me one other person you know that is getting this much pussy. Ok well I ain't tapped it all yet but they are inevitable and yes I am counting my chickens before they hatch! Why not? That is the way I roll yo!

Where do I start? Lemme tell you about this one freak named Melissa. This bitch is crazy in the head but she is also really smart. She is only 20 and she is studying astro physics or some shit but yo she is messed up in the head and totally crazy. I think she came from a family of fucked up people, like maybe she was abused or some shit because now she is crazy in the head but so fine and so smart it just don't make no sense to me. Women in general don't make no sense to me but this bitch is off her rocker yo! You ever go out drinking with some friends and some friends of some friends and there is this one guy who is like drunk and loud and yelling random shit at strangers and howling at the sky and shit? Well that is how she is all the time when she is not drunk. It is really hard to go out in public with her because she either gets me into fights or just embarrasses the shit out of me and I am just not down with that yo. Last 2 times I had her over her to my house and banged her and it was like trying to wrestle a wild horse. Too much stress but damn she is fine and almost worth it.

I got some other girls that are really sweet for me and think that I am the nicest guy in the world. I dunno why they think that. I guess because it is partly true, I can be a really nice guy sometimes, I am just very selective as to who I am like that with. I guess I am kinda guarded because I didn't have the greatest childhood. Who did right? Everyone seems to have a sob story about their childhood, about how bad it was etc. I wanna meet someone who had a great childhood and see if they are normal or if they are fucked up.

One of the girls that is really sweet for me is 22 and her named is Kerri. She is still in school and she seems really cool and smart and she almost seems to good to be true and for some reason I am put off by her. I mean I am really attracted to her but there is something about her that seems out of place or maybe it is just me self destructing the situation because I don't feel like I deserve it. This is some confusing shit yo.

The other girl is named Lori and she is 27 and she works for ehr dad's hardware store. She is real different I guess you could say. She is a tall white girl with pale skin and red hair. She seems a bit awkward but she is really hot and doesn't know it. I can tell that if I was to hook up with this girl I would have to teach her lots of things... I am working on it.

What up yo - happy new year to all yall out there! I been so busy with shit lately I plum forgot about this blog I made. I am totally not used to the whole blogging thing but I promise I will get better with doing updates and stuff.

I need to tell you guys about the date I went on with that girl Rita before the holidays. You remember right, she is the school teacher with some dark secrets. I knew she wasn't all she was cracked up to be. Sometimes I can tell when I meet a chick if she is conservative looking but really she is freak deaky if you know what I mean

So she came over and we watched this DVD of the movie called The Hangover. It is a comedy about these guys who go to Vegas for some guy's bachelor party and one of the guys slips them all rufies but he thinks he is giving them ecstasy instead. It is pretty funny and was a break from a lot of the crap I have been watching lately. There are some more good movies coming out that I need to see like Avatar and Up in the Air, cuz I am a big George Clooney fan I mean who isn't.

So she shows up and is acting all chill and shit and I wasn't in a very good mood when she arrived because I was dealing with some crackerjack mofo's on this forum I belong to. You know how forum drama goes yo - that shit is whack. So she arrives and I let her in and show her around my place and shit. I make some popcorn and we have some drinks made etc and we sit down to watch the movie. I had a hard time concentrating on the movie because I could feel her keep looking over at me smiling and shit. I was like wtf this girl don't even want to watch this movie, she just wants to jump on my nut sack but I was damn bitch let me finish the movie first.

Finally the movie finished and I got up and got us some more drinks and we sat around and bullshitted about the movie etc. It was clear she was barely paying attention to the plot etc by her lame ass responses. I decided it was time to smoke a blunt and so I just pulled out my kit and said "let's smoke one" and she didn't really say anything so I was like "do you blaze honey" and she was like sometimes. So I was like k great bizznatch lets blaze this mofo up. So I sparked up the big fat fattie and let her have a few tokes off of it from which she coughed like crazy and I was damn she is a noob so I didn't let her have anymore and I just smoked it slowly watching the effects kick in on her over the next 10 minutes. I could tell she was really baked eventually and I had a good buzz going, so I threw on some tunes and then made my move.

I just stood up and stood over her on the couch and put my hand out. She grabbed my hand and I told her to stand up in front of me. Then I started to kiss her and then scooped her up and took her into my bedroom.

Later that night she was all burnt out and shit and I told her it might be a good idea if she left. I think she just wanted to snuggle but I wasn't down with that shit and I wanted to get back to my forum drama so I convinced her to leave. Besides the sex wasn't that good. She was too uptight to let go and chill. I haven't heard from her since and I am not surprised

I never heard back from that girl Julianna. At least I haven't heard anything yet and it's been well over a week. I don't think she was like oh he sucks in bed because we went at it for like 4 hours over and over and I doubt she was faking any of that. I guess she is just another one of these confused or abused women who have low self esteem underneath their rough and sexual outward personality. Deep down they want something else or are very hurt so they can't deal with commitment and are sexual addicts. Ok I really have no fucking idea what I am talking about, this is probably my brain's way of just coping with the rejection. The thing is, I shouldn't feel rejected because I had her and we had a good time. I should try and be objective about the whole thing and focus on what I go out of the situation rather than what I could have got. I guess I am having a hard time being humble. Maybe I am hurt? I don't know, but one thing I do know is that I need to suck this shit up and get on with it. I had a great night with a hot chick, carve another notch in the bedpost and move on is how I need to be thinking about this shit. I really wish I had a different job. I work so god damn hard and I sweat blood and tears on a daily basis. I see these white jokers in their suits, walking by the construction site I am working on and laughing while they sip their $5 coffees and smoke cigarettes. Seems like an easy life. Perhaps it is a life that is empty and alone. LOL I wish... most of these fuckers look happy. They got it made in the shade with their pointy leather shoes and blackberrys. If you can't beat em, join em is what they say. But is it really possible for a guy like me to do that? I say no. I think I just need to embrace myself for who I am and move forward.

I met a new girl named Rita and she is really hot. She is a blonde woman who is 28 years old and she is a teacher. She seems like my polar opposite but she really seems to be into me. Perhaps she just wants to experiment with me. This wouldn't be the first time I have been taken advantage of by a woman who just wants to experiment on me sexually. This woman is really mild mannered but I can tell that she has a dark side to her just by the way that she talks and the sexual innuendos she is constantly referring to. I told her she could come over on the weekend and we could watch a dvd and chill. She was like uh ok... I am pretty sure she was expecting for me to ask her on a formal date, but honestly my attitude is really jaded right now, so how about I just take the bull by the horns here and tell her to just come over here and if she don't like it she can go fuck herself. So she said ok and said that she would bring some popcorn. She is coming over on Saturday night so I will let you guys and gals know how it goes.

Please leave me some comments, I would really appreciate it. I would like to know what other people think of me.

Sorry it's been a week since my last post. I have been so damn busy and my computer has been acting up. Anyways lemme bring y'all up to speed on what's been cracking. On Thursday I went bowling with that fly ass honie named Julianna. I took her to this bowling alley called Beech Lanes here in Detroit. She wore pink lycra yoga pants. She had a smoking ass body with a fat cameltoe. I was walking with her down the lanes and some soccer dad was walking by and was gawking at her body and he literally turned as he passed us and was looking at her ass and he walked into a ball holder and flipped over it... I am talking flipped right over and it and totally bailed and everyone was like wtf. It was awesome. My dick was hard 90% of the time we were bowling which made it really damn hard to bowl lol. I could feel all the other dudes looking at her and us. She would walk out to the line and then bend over from the waist and throw it. I have no idea wtf we talked about during bowling because I had very little blood reaching my brain. I also felt a few girls looking at me... it was like she was a sexual magnet. Some of the craziest shit I have ever witnessed. I was sitting there thinking, I wonder how many dudes have been up in this shit before? Do I care? What am I doing here? Am I just interested in banging this chick? I haven't really been listening to much of what she has been saying.

We left the bowling alley and went to a restaurant. I figured now that we were sitting across from each other and I was unable to stare at her cameltoe, maybe I would be able to have a regular conversation with her and find out what kind of person she really is. This started off good... she was talking about how she was from Barcelona originally and moved here about 5 years ago. But then her drink arrived and I started staring at her sucking on her straw and was getting fixated on her lips and then I kinda just tuned out and it was like I heard "Dreamweaver" from Wayne's World. I had to excuse myself and go the bathroom and then splash cold water on my face. I have never had such a ridiculous thing happen to me before. I felt like I was losing it. I also thought I better get back out there before someone scoops her up.

I returned flushed to the table trying to act cool. She said she was studying to become a nurse. This girl had an almost evil sneaky look on her face... kind of like Megan Fox. She was able to just look at guys and they would melt. I had no idea what this girl wanted or was thinking. She was very difficult to read. She seemed dangerous. A vixen.

She told me that she had her heart broken when she was 16 back in Spain and that since then she has never been the same. Somehow this event had scarred her and made her be extremely numb and that she reacts by acting out sexually in an aggressive way. I was like... ok. I was kind of intrigued, kind of spooked, and kind of turned on. She was kind of looking at me like she wanted to take me home and eat me for dinner. Literally.

After dinner I was like, so do you want to go to a club? She was like, no I want to take you home as she whistled for a taxi. My heart started racing and I was like wtf is this shit real? Am I dreaming? We get into the taxi and she is just sitting there beside me looking straight forward and I was like um am I supposed to do something? I was so fucking freaked out that I just sat there like a stone. I started playing back the last 5 minutes over and over and I was like did she say take me home like take me home and fuck me or take me home as in the date is over.

We pull up to her place and before I can even start digging into my wallet she pulls a crinkled up $20 from god knows where and pays the guy and drags me out the car by my hand. As we walked into her condo and into the elevator I have never been so nervous and alive in all my life. Inside the elevator she turned and looked at me and just let out this loud sigh frustrating grunt and I nearly had a heart attack. We enter her apartment and immediately I am hit with a strange scent of what smelt like incense. She pulled me by the arm over to a bedroom door that was locked and told me to open it. I slowly opened the door to reveal what I can only describe as a sex room... there was a chair with straps, a swing, and all kinds of whips and leather things hanging on the wall, tiki statues, and incense burner. I turned to face her in an attempt to say something... and she just pressed her lips against mine and everything went silent for a moment.

I awoke somewhere around 9am to the sound of a television in the other room. I remember exactly how the sheets on her bed smelt and also how soft they were. I was thinking this must be some high thread count combed egyptian cotton. I rolled out of her bed and strolled casually into the other room. She was doing yoga in front of the tv in some short booty yoga shorts and I immediately was aroused again. She turned and saw me standing there, half naked, half hard and ran directly at me and tackled me onto the bed and started another round of horizontal hokey pokey. I left shortly after that and since then I have only spoken to her once on msn chat and that was kinda brief. She thanked me for dinner and a great time. I have no idea if she was just using me or if I am going to get to see her again.

I met this fly honey online named Julianna. I think she is from Spain or some shit, I dunno but she is definitely a latina and she likes to wear tight pants which is fine by me. I like girls in tight pants I mean who doesn't? She is 25 years old and she is a hairdresser. I have always had a thing for hairdressers, I mean you just gotta assume that a girl who can handle a man's hair would be talented with her hands for other thangs ya know what I mean? She likes to wear really dark eyeliner and dark eyebrow pencil etc. She has been talking to me almost everyday for the last 5 days since I started talking to her online. I think she is obsessed with being on camera, or maybe she is just obsessed with her appearance in general.

Sometimes it seems like maybe I am not the only one watching and I wouldn't be surprised to find her on justin.tv pervving out to some foot dudes. I'm not sure what is wrong with today's society but people seem very bored and very numb to a lot of stuff, maybe it's because of the internet and the pace at which we receive information on a daily basis. Why do girls seek attention so much? Why are so many women insecure and seek the approval of men? Ok this shit is getting too deep lets get back to the fly ass bitches ok? So this girl likes to talk all kinds of crazy talk on the chat etc. She comes from an upper middle class family and those are usually the most dysfunctional. All the white girls that I have met so far that come from private school etc are the most intense and crazy in general.

She says she really likes bowling and I can only imagine what that ass looks like bent over in those tight jeans or yoga pants if she wears those. I was asking her if she liked to wear yoga pants and she said yeah she did and that she likes the fact that men can see her cameltoe and she gets off on it when weird old men stare at it. I was like wow this is a horny ass girl, I wonder if she was sexually abused when she was younger because sometimes this type of behavior is caused by that. So yeah she wants me to take her out bowling on Thursday night so we gonna hit up this spot and get crackin on that. Every time she speaks, it is as if you can hear the sexual charged tension in her voice. Even the way she types. Riddle me that. I will keep y'all posted.

Wow what a crazy weekend. So much happened where do I start? First of all my hand was feeling better by Friday night which was a good thing cuz I didn't want no sore hand going to the club with in case some shenanigans went down and I had to get busy ya know? I went clubbing on friday night and met a whack of fly girls there. Some asian girls, lots of white girls and an east indian hottie. Got messed up and drank tons of shots of Jagermeister with my homies. I puked that shit up at like 3am in some alley somewhere but it's all good in the hood. The odd thing was that when I was puking I was somehow fixated on wanting to go to a Detroit Pistons game. heh.

Saturday morning I woke up and went and played basketball with my homies at our usual spot. Was good times, worked up a nice sweat and got rid of my hangover. Came home, smoked a fat blunt and went online to see what kinda action I could wrastle up for the evening. There was a girl named Nicole I had been emailing back and forth that I met online and she said we should chat on the phone and she sent me her number. I gave her a call and we chatted on the phone for about an hour. Really fun sounding girl, said she was Irish but had never been to Ireland before. She said we should hit up this place called Elysium Lounge. She said it would be off the hook.

I bought a bottle of champagne and rolled up a few blunts and cruised over and picked her up in a taxi. We drove to a park and sat and drank the champagne out of the bottle and smoked a few fatties. This was her idea... I am usually a little more civilized but she wanted to do something a little rugged so why not. We hit the club and started drinking heavy and dancing all night. She introduced me to her circle of friends which was about 8 girls. There was one point where I was dancing with 9 girls at once, drunk and high as a mofo while the lasers and lights bounced all around us. It was some gangsta shit right out of the movies. Best night I have had in a long time.

We left the club and took a taxi back to her place where we proceeded to drink even more, smoke even more and keep dancing. She lives with a roommate who is another hot girl named Michelle. I don't know if she is Irish also but she is white. I was pretty wasted when I finally started to bang her and I remember that the door was open to her room and at one point I looked over and could see her friend looking in the room and I think she was getting herself off watching. She was gone in the morning when we woke up so I didn't get a chance to look into that situation any further if ya know what I'm saying So far I am loving the chicks I am picking up online and I should have started this much much sooner.

I dropped a bundle of rebars on my right hand today at work and now it is all messed up and swollen. It hurts like a mofo and it is hard to even type this post This really sux cuz I have a whack of babes lightin up my msn etc. These white girls I keep meeting are whack yo... they are some freaky deaky type honies. I am weeding through the various chicks right now trying to figure out who I wanna deal with and who I wanna kick to the curb.

I am not the most cultured brotha but I think I can git er done when the time comes. I am used to just picking up drunk girls at the bar and bringing em back to my crib to get my groove on ya know? But I am trying real hard to be the Shepard just kidding a lil pulp fiction reference there. So yeah I am trying to broaden my horizons and institute and bit of class in my life so I can get with these classy babes and not sound like a tard when we chat about things.

When people look at me they think, that brutha is into hip hop and r&b but in reality I like most kinds of music. I think I get profiled real easy cuz I look kinda gangsta. Deep down I wish I was like one of these brothers that was well dressed, short hair, fly ride etc but that ain't me. I am much more rough around the edges.

My father is an English professor at Wayne State University and my mom works in the hospital. Sometimes it feels like too much work to try and fit in and not be the stereotypical brother but its really hard. Maybe I should learn how to sing or something... something to make me stand out from everyone else and not be so stereotypical.

Maybe I just need some nice white girls to tone me down a bit... to culture me up a bit. Sometimes I feel jealous of other guys that have an easier time fitting in with these preppy upscale girls. But then again, I get a lot of chicks because a lot of girls are attracted to bad ass looking guys. So far dealing with these girls online, I am getting a lot of inquiries but most of these girls don't seem very sincere. None of them seem like relationship material to me. I will still take em out and throw it in them etc... but I am really looking for someone I can hook up with and marry.

Ok wow I feel better now that I have said this. I have never really talked about this kind of stuff before but it's much easier here doing it for strangers. Dispite how I sound, or how I look, or how many girls I get, what I am really looking for is love :/

Detriot Rock City baby! What's up? It's your boy Steve here! You have arrived at my new blog that will give you the low down on what this cat is macking ya know what I'm saying? There's a lot of jive turkeys out there that I need to compete with to get these fine sweet mamas but I am down. What can I say about ma self? I've been on this planet for 25 years and I know how to get things crickity crackin ya know? I like to drink Anaconda Malt Liquor and I like basketball.

Even though I already be getting a mess o honeys on a weekly basis I want more flava so I'm hitting up this online dating interweb place and it's the bombsauce. I got a full inbox of fly ass honies ready to get crackin ya know what I'm saying? I'm gonna post here dem and let y'all know what's been going down on these dates I take em on. I make my monies working in construction. It ain't fun but it keeps me buff